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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Tribalist » 07 Oct 2014 00:13

Dear (Insert Applicants name here)

Your application is currently on Hold pending review of your Computer rig.

As a Member of FUCKUP (FinFleet User Computer Kibitz Under Preforming) Team it falls on us to solve Member Computer Problems, we require you to provide specifications of your rig for us to determine if you are qualified to fly our internet space ships. after all IS is serious Business!

Q1. PC or Mac?

Q2. Operating system?

Q3. CPU type and rating?

Q4. Ram what type and how much do you have?

Q5. What type of Video Card do you have? How much Video Ram on the card?

Q6. Fixed Disk size?

Q7. Does your computer come with a cup holder? if so what Brand? i.e. CD, CD-RW, DVD etc

Q8. Do you use Ubantu or Red Hat or Unix or Lunix or whatever its called this week?

Q9. Windows Users: Do you know what Windows update is and where to find it?

Q10. Do you know what a recovery Disk is? And do you have a current one?

Thank you,

Your application can only proceed after you submit the required information.
Note a Processing Fee of 500 Million ISK to Tribalist will move your application from my "Don't Bother me with this Shit" pile to my "Check this out" Pile.
1 Billion ISK to Tribalist will move it to my "Deal with this shit RIGHT THE FUCK now" pile of paperwork.

Note: Actually sending isk has no bearing on your application being processed so answer the Questions already. PDT_Armataz_01_37

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by LakeEnd » 07 Oct 2014 09:17

Wait, didnt we meet corp dutch quota already?

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Medusa Serpentiz » 07 Oct 2014 13:20

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Medusa Serpentiz » 07 Oct 2014 13:24

Eng1371 wrote:ok
how good are you at licking balls and sniffing ass at the same time your membership may depend on your answer! :D
I have a very big nose....

Does that answer you question

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Medusa Serpentiz » 07 Oct 2014 13:25

Gaven Darklighter wrote:Can we have RL pictures need to see how hot you are!
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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Tribalist » 07 Oct 2014 16:43

Medusa Serpentiz wrote:
Gaven Darklighter wrote:Can we have RL pictures need to see how hot you are!
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Stop distracting with sexy choker pictures!

I want that MS Paint picture and also a Poem! Same conditions as your wooden shoe wearing brother!

sexy legs ...That is all :orcass: :fouet:

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Zantrei Kordisin » 07 Oct 2014 21:26

Oh, Tribe... :p
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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Medusa Serpentiz » 07 Oct 2014 22:53

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This is my MS paint mr tribal.

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Gaven Darklighter » 07 Oct 2014 22:57

[youtube]http://youtu.be/Ae8wHCDogRQ?t=1m9s[/youtube]


What do you think of this and how close to him can you look?

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Gaven Darklighter » 07 Oct 2014 22:59

[youtube]Ae8wHCDogRQ?t=1m9s[/youtube]


cause forums suck and i cant find the edit button

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Gaven Darklighter » 07 Oct 2014 23:01



Ok these forums do suck an uncountable ammount =(

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Tribalist » 07 Oct 2014 23:24

Medusa Serpentiz wrote:Image

This is my MS paint mr tribal.
I am disappointed!!

I said "Prove your manly gayness, I want an "ORIGINAL" MS Paint project from you depicting your EVE Gayness"
Yes your paint screams 12 year old Fanboi but where is the "EVE Gayness"?

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Is Internetspaceshippygaymess

I hope your poem is better!

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Gaven Darklighter » 07 Oct 2014 23:31

I have been told you are a rl swoldier aswell? thats extra points =p

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Tribalist » 07 Oct 2014 23:33

Gaven Darklighter wrote:[youtube]http://youtu.be/Ae8wHCDogRQ?t=1m9s[/youtube]


What do you think of this and how close to him can you look?
Lets see if I can do it:

[youtube]Ae8wHCDogRQ&list=UU3kbAe8BguiZFnsVYY1oW0w[/youtube]

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Zantrei Kordisin » 08 Oct 2014 03:48

Tbh, that was a pretty epic mspaint pic.
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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Tribalist » 08 Oct 2014 04:49

Zantrei Kordisin wrote:Tbh, that was a pretty epic mspaint pic.

Shhhh!!! true but don't let the new bros know that! then they stat getting uppity next thing they want the keys to the carrier and the refuel hanger is out of fuel.. "This is known"

You gotta keep them on their toes... keep 'em guessing... off center.. on their knees.. :stupid:

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Tribalist » 08 Oct 2014 04:51

Now, Where is MA POEM!!!

Lazy bitches every one of em....

And the computer survey.. probably got hamsters running backwards for a cpu... :wallbash:

FML!!

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Medusa Serpentiz » 08 Oct 2014 20:07

Tribalist wrote:Now, Where is MA POEM!!!

Lazy bitches every one of em....

And the computer survey.. probably got hamsters running backwards for a cpu... :wallbash:

FML!!
Uranus

Flying my spaceship to Uranus
crossing the hill of venus.
The Moon rising in my face
Sniffing the various smells of space.
Charging throught the brown rocks
Sprankled with the sperm of many cocks.
Finally i land on Uranus
Slamming inside the atmosphere with my Penus. (Dutch for penis)

Your poem mister Yank

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Medusa Serpentiz » 08 Oct 2014 20:14

FYI i have a highend gaming laptop running on windows.

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Re: Application Medusa Serpentiz

Post by Medusa Serpentiz » 08 Oct 2014 20:17

Gaven Darklighter wrote:I have been told you are a rl swoldier aswell? thats extra points =p
I left the Royal Netherlands Navy this month so technicly i am a Veteran

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